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And My Doctor Said I Wouldn't Have So Many Nose-bleeds If I Kept My Finger Out Of There.
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... and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my
finger out of there.
-- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa"
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