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• I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better. -- Sophie Tucke
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewi
• I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
  -- William Henry Harriso...
• I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. -- Joe E. Lewi
• Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)