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I Play In The Low 80s. If It's Any Hotter Than That, I Won't Play. -- Joe E.
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
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