I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant
but he was afraid someone would run off with it. He hung a sign on it
saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be
back."
When he came back, he found another sign hanging where the coat had been.
This sign said, "This coat was taken by the champion runner of the world,
and I won't be back!"
-- Ed Wynn
