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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
  Bart: Er, excuse me? Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?...
• Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
  Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...
• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch. [holds up note
  I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me....
• Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the games looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
  [goes inside, puts hand through hole in display case window and holds a copy of Bonestorm] [his arm gets crushed by an employee opening the case] Woma...
• Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
  D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....