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I've Got A Lot Of Cutting And Pasting To Do, Gentleman, So Please, Why Don't You Return To Your Porch Rockers And Resume Whittling?
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I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentleman, so
please, why don't you return to your porch rockers and resume
whittling?
-- Twin Peaks
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