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Ben, As Your Attorney, Your Friend, And Your Brother, I Strongly Suggest You Get A Better Lawyer.
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Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you
get a better lawyer.
-- Jerry Horne, _Twin Peaks_
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Is this real, Ben, or some strange and twisted dream? -- Jerry Horne, from Twin Peak
Ben: Leland's daughter was murdered and the Norwegians left.
Jerry: Did they sign? Ben: No. Jerry: We had those vikings by the HORNS!...
Sometimes the urge to do bad is nearly overpowering. -- Ben Horne, _Twin Peaks_
You wear shiny objects on your chest. Are you proud? -- Magaret the Log Lady, from Twin Peak
You don't just go to the Black Lodge and walk out with your girlfriend.
-- Karl, explaining the last episode of Twin Peak...
Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...
I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
-- Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)...
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentleman, so please, why don't you return to your porch rockers and resume whittling?
-- Twin Peak...