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I've GOT It Together. You Should Have Seen It APART!
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I've GOT it together. You should have seen it APART!
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Bureaucratic Cop-Out Number 1: You should have seen it when I got it! -- Marshall L. Smith
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If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
-- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...
Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
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(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?