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• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Leader: Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa. Lisa
  Your world is incredible. _And_ you speak English....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Clinton: Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
  .. Dole: I am so mad at the Secret Service right now....
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
  At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie....
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...