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• The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
  -- Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", 1923...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
• I am a rock, I am an island, and a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries. -- Paul Simo
• I am Paul Simon of Borg. Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
• Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simo
• I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. -- John Brown - last word
• I promise results, not promises.