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• I got a funny feeling they've got plastic in the after-life. -- Beck
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• I love old Chappers. Don't you, Captain? Unfortunately, no.
  I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I don't understand you anymore.
• I love you, you love me...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!