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• I have reached an age when I look just as good standing on my head as I do right side up.
  -- Frank Sulliva...
• When you win, nothing hurts. -- Joe Namath
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...
• When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.