If You Don't Drink, When You Wake Up In The Morning That's The Best You're Gonna Feel All Day.

If You Don't Drink, When You Wake Up In The Morning That's The Best You're Gonna Feel All Day.

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If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're
gonna feel all day.
-- Martin Mull

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I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember, when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
May you wake up in the morning next to a dead orangutan.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
.. the day after you bought a waterbed....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts. -- H. Marti