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I've Spent Too Many Years At War With Myself. The Doctor Has Told Me It's No Good For My Health.
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I've spent too many years at war with myself. The doctor has told me it's
no good for my health. To search for perfection is all very well, but to
look for heaven is to live here in hell
-- Sting
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Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell.
You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come....
Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...
Marge: Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me. Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums....
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. -- Milton Berlele...
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...