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• Given a fifty-fifty chance, you will be wrong 90 per cent of the time.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
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• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....