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I've Turned My Laserjet Into A Death Ray!
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I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
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My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
LASER: Failed death ray.
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion.
And what are you going to do with the death ray once its built?
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.