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• I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
• And what are you going to do with the death ray once its built?
• Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister. -- Marge, "When Flanders Failed
• Fight pollution, sail a Laser!
• A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
  -- Dixy Lee Ray, 1977, quoted from "Loose Talk...
• Gosh, Dr. Heller... even your Death Ray doesn't work!
  "By Gar! How do you kill a dead dog?" -- Flaming Carrot and Dr....
• If the death sentence were imposed on all parents who failed to bring up their children properly, Europe could have a whole new experience coming to the frontier, Baltimore, and later move West.
• Hands up! Said the laser printer.