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  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• By George I think she's got it!
• Homer, I've got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can't get out of the driveway because of these protesters!
  -- President George Bush moves out of the White House, "Mr. Plow...
• I got out of bed for *this*?