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I Want A Meal, Not A Snack.
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I want a meal, not a snack.
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. -- Susan Healy
I bought Jane Fonda's exercise book. I use it as a snack tray.
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,"because I want you to be happy....
Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
-- Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, "Marge on the Lam...
Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....