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• AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
  Why are the good things so tasty? -- Homer weighs himself, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
  -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
• Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
• Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
  Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?...
• Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
  She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
• Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
  -- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
  And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...