Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
I Want Kirstie Alley For My Birthday!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
Related:
I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.
It's my birthday today! Hooray.
I NEED Kristie Alley's home phone number.
I'm gifted, but only on my birthday!
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
Am I dying or is is this my birthday?
--Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, member of British parliament, 1879-1964...
For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
My ex-boyfriend's a cat lover. I sent him a Kzin for his birthday.