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I Want The Presidency So Bad I Can Already Taste The Hors D'oeuvres. -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to be so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! -- Zippy the Pinhead