I Want To Be Young And Wild, And Then I Want To Be Middle-aged And Rich, And Then I Want To Be Old And Annoy People By Pretending That I'm Deaf.

I Want To Be Young And Wild, And Then I Want To Be Middle-aged And Rich, And Then I Want To Be Old And Annoy People By Pretending That I'm Deaf.

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I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and
rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending
that I'm deaf.
-- Edmund : Nob and Nobility

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