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I Was Merely Pointing Out That Smuggling Aristcrats Out From Under The Noses Of French Revolutionaries Is About As Difficult As Putting On A Hat.
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I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under
the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as
putting on a hat.
-- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
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