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I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Mahatma Gandhi
I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. Mahatma Gandhi
WASHROOM ATTENDANT -- a dump waiter.
Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
Reporter: Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. -- Mahatma Gandhi...
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea....