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• Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump....
• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
  Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
  Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for years....