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• Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
• They were so nice until I bought the computer.
• Zapp: There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond.
  I speak, of course, of Karaoke....
• Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump....
• When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.
  He seemed to enjoy it.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• For THIS I bought a computer?
• I have discovered the heart of bushido: to die! -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
• No problem is fixed until it has been discovered.
• I gave it up until Lent.