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Homer: I Keep Hearing This Horrible Irregular Thumping Noise.
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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.
Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.
Homer's Triple Bypass
Related:
at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Bu
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello....
Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
-- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...