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I Was An Infinitely Hot And Dense Dot. -- Mark Leyne
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I was an infinitely hot and dense dot.
-- Mark Leyner
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When I emerged from my mothers uterus, I was the size of a chicken bouillon cube and Father said to the obstetricia
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I'm not super man. But I am very dense.
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Subtlety is wasted on the dense.
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