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• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.
  He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
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• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)