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I Was Doing Fine Until I Realised It Was EBCDIC.
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I was doing fine until I realised it was EBCDIC.
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I never realised that FORTRAN was so exciting.
Then quite suddenly, I realised life was hilarious!
Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
I went out bicycling one afternoon, and suddenly, as I was riding along a country road, I realised that I no longer loved Alys.
You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
Zero G and I fell fine.
Guard: "How's she doing?" Kirk: "He's going to be fine.
Guard: "He? I thought you brought in a woman." Kirk...
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
Everything was fine until they invented women.
