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• Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H.
  Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899....
• Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles H.
  Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899....
• Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles Duell, Director of U.
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• Everything that can be invented has been invented. Charles Duell, Dir. US Patent Office, 1899