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• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
  You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information....
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• I was BSer long before I became a BBSer!
• I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
• I love it when a plan comes together!
• I love it when a pun comes togethe
• I love it when a tagline comes together.