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• Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.
  -- What most people are thinking when they say "I love you" -- Dick, age 7...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• Dr. Green: You know what's really good here, the lobster.
  What do you say - shall I just order three? Ro...
• Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE 9...
• Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?