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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Field
• Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. -- W. C. Field
• Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.
  -- R.B. Gossling...
• A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her.
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....