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A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her. -- W.C.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
thank her.
-- W.C. Fields
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Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
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I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. -- W. C. Field
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....