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• I would like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. -- Cerebu
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• What am I gonna do?" -Fry "We've got to get the emperor out of your body before they kill you.
  Amy "Relax, Fry, I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge separating out the denser fluid of his highness....
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....