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I Was Stopped Once For Going 53 In A 35-mile Zone, But I Told 'em I Had Dyslexia.
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I was stopped once for going 53 in a 35-mile zone, but I told 'em I had
dyslexia.
-- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)
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