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• You will never remember this sentence.
• Natural language == Lisp without parenthesi
• If I had finished this sentence. -- Hofstadte
• Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence.
• Stick an extra parenthesis at the end and see if it works.
• Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
• About them unfinished sentences and what they should be.
  And them subjects and objects which ought. Never no way should they not....
• I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
  I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
• Forget this sentence!