I Was Watching The Superbowl With My 92 Year Old Grandfather.

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I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored
a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another
one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was
better.
-- Steven Wright

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