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  Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
• I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
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• I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.
• On the release of her album "True Blue": "I hope my record gets out before the world blows up.
  -- Madonna...
• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.
• I'm not saying this woman is stupid--but when the wind blows, her forehead buckles in .
  .. And my cousin, well, he wasn't too bright, I guess. Chickens teased him. -- Brett Butle...
• Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her.
• Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....