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• Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
• I was working in a cosmetics shop. A woman came in looking for something to bring out her bright blue eyes.
  I gave her meat skewers. -- Hattie Hayridge...
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
• The average woman talks 50 per cent more than her husband listens.
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• A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
• The more intelligent and competent a woman is in her adult life, the less likely she is to have received an adequate amount of romantic attention in adolescence.
  -- Susan Jacoby...
• There are only three things to be done with a woman.
  You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature. -- Lawrence Durrell...