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• Palmgreasity: A maitre D's attitude.
• Headweasels: the pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who ruin a meal.
• Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?" ~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
• Weeping, I wake; waking, I weep, I weep.
• Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
  Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. -- Jorge Luis Borge
• Homer: Wow, classy. Maitre D': Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
  Homer: [meek] OK. -- Homer's search for a new bar begins, "Fear of Flying...
• And weep the more, because I weep in vain. -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Sonnet, On the Death of Mr.
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• I would call the Democratic Left in Latin America the group which secures social advances for all the people in a framework of freedom and consent.
  -- Luis Munoz Mari...