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• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
• Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
  That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life!...
• Bart: Cheer up, Homer. Homer: Can't. Bart: [happily] OK.
  Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?...
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
  Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...