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I Went Down The Street To The 24-hour Grocery. When I Got There, The Guy Was Locking The Front Door.
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there,
the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're
open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
-- Steven Wright
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