I Went On A Diet, Cut Out Drinking, Cut Out Smoking, Cut Out Eating, Cut Out All My Bad Habits, And In Fourteen Days, I Lost A Full Two Weeks.

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I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking, cut out eating, cut
out all my bad habits, and in fourteen days, I lost a full two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis, 1902-1971

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
As Mark Twain said, "I love Wagner--if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!
-- Edward Abbey...
If thy right brain offend thee, cut it out.
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal...

I Went On A Diet, Cut Out Drinking, Cut Out Smoking, Cut Out Eating, Cut Out All My Bad Habits, And In Fourteen Days, I Lost A Full Two Weeks.

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