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I Went To A Bookstore And I Asked The Woman Behind The Counter Where The Self-help Section Was.
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I went to a bookstore and I asked the woman behind the counter where the
self-help section was. She said, "If I told you, that would defeat the
whole purpose."
-- Brian Kiley
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