When This Girl At The Museum Asked Me Who I Liked Better, Monet Or Manet, I Said, "I Like Mayonnaise.

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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I
said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder.
Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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