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I Went To Correspondence School. They Threw Me Out From There.
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I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there. I played
hooky ... I sent them an empty envelope.
-- Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl)
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Your reality is lies and balderdash, and I'm glad to say that I have no grasp of it.
-- Baron Munchause...
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear, I told them, "This is what I wish.
I went and shouted in his ear. The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud, They sent an answer back to me....
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive....
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive....
I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
Since I went to school the Sisters who teach there are not nearly as strict.
Amnesty International got after them....