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Since I Went To School The Sisters Who Teach There Are Not Nearly As Strict.
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Since I went to school the Sisters who teach there are not nearly as
strict. Amnesty International got after them.
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Lots of people will not graduate this year from college, but that's alright, since none of them went to school this year.
He who should teach men to die would at the same time teach them to live.
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book i, Chap....
I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there.
I played hooky ... I sent them an empty envelope. -- Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl)...
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Those who can, do. Those can't, teach. Those who destroy everything they touch, become high school counselors.
Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York.
Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment....
I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
A modification of the Delta motto we used after a Delta flight crashed on approach at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airpo
Delta---We almost got you there...